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2012-08-27 12:46 am

Transformers - 'Til All Are One (Parody Version)

'Til All Are One - The Short Version

Fandom:  Transformers (G1 cartoon)
Rating:  R
Pairing:  Mirage/Starscream, implied others
Warnings:  Slash, robot smexxin', and complete and utter silliness :)

Summary:  This is a parody of my Transformers fic "'Til All Are One", so before you check it out, read the original here.  This version won't be funny without that background.  (Hopefully, it will be funny WITH that background, but I make no promises. :))


 

 

Debonair, thank you! And yet, kind of tortured. )

 


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2012-07-01 04:24 am

Various Fandoms - 100 Words

Just a few things I found while organising my fic folder.  (Say that five times fast.)  These are drabbles of exactly 100 words each.  It's actually a writing exercise I really enjoy; I should do it more often.

Most of these aren't exactly fanfic - apart from the first one, the others are what you'd loosely call historical fan fiction.  In other words, they incorporate real people (although they're all long dead) into fictional relationships or situations, so if that squicks you, please take this as fair warning.

These fall into three "fandoms":  Miss Saigon, RPS set in the late Roman Republic, and the Spyverse, which is a kind of crossover universe I invented (explained further below).  All are slashy except the first one... which is only slashy if you squint. ;)  Ratings range from G to a soft R, and are marked on the individual stories.

Enjoy!


Miss Saigon drabble )





Roman RPS drabbles )




What is the Spyverse? )



 

Spyverse drabbles )


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2012-05-27 03:40 pm

Fic Drive - Whatsoever Things Are Honest

Whatsoever Things Are Honest

Fandom:  Spooks/MI-5
Rating:  R
Pairing:  implied Harry/Ruth, Ruth/OMC
Spoilers:  Through Season 8
Warnings:  Semi-graphic sex, consent issues

Summary:  Ruth has never been a field agent, but
when a case involving a seductive Russian mogul demands her particular talents, she's forced to play a role she never imagined.  Luckily, Harry has her back - if he can keep his own jealousy in check.
Notes: 
This is the last of the stories for the fic drive - this one's for Moray, in thanks for his very generous donation!  Moray's request was a "story of Harry overseeing operation involving Ruth seducing someone for info! All the way!!"  Hope you feel that this one goes the distance. :)  The original title of this piece was "Love for Sale"; the new title comes from Philippians 4:8, which Harry quotes in the second-season episode "I Spy Apocalypse".


 

Harry could just make out the sound of the flat door closing softly... )
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2012-02-18 04:10 am

Reflections and Mirages

So, Transformers Prime is back tomorrow.

And if you haven't seen all of the first season, the rest of this post is going to spoil the hell out of you.  Be warned. :)

I am ridiculously, bouncingly excited about this (season two, not spoiling strangers).  I adored the first season, the ending of the season finale made my jaw drop - it was a really daring, really fascinating move on the part of the writers - and I can't wait to see where they go with this.

And, naturally, I'm intrigued to see what new (or revamped) characters they'll be bringing in for season two.  (The fact that David Kaye is going to be voicing one of them makes it all the better.)  Like most fans, I've got my fingers crossed for my favourite G1 characters.  Unfortunately, my list of favourites is a little... idiosyncratic, so I'm not holding out too much hope (although season one did bring us the sadly neglected, ever-awesome Wheeljack, so who knows?).

But
if the creators do decide to bring in my favourite character who hasn't appeared in Prime yet, I've just thought of a genius way for them to do it.

The latest trailer for season two shows us Starscream - whom we last saw at the end of "Partners", deciding that if he's flying solo, at least he's flying free, and to those who'd ground him, send a message back from him.  (That message being Suck it, Lord Megatron!)  Now, that's exciting enough on its own (we've definitely gone too long without his delectable snark), but here's what I'd love to see:  Starscream comes back and rejoins the Decepticons.  (Bear with me for a second.)  When he sees "Orion Pax" in their ranks, he's visibly shocked.
  For the next few episodes, he seems to be hanging around Optimus an awful lot, dropping sly hints about Optimus's past, and generally sabotaging the shit out of Megatron's victory.  Then the Autobots launch a rescue mission, they end up trapped on the Nemesis at Megatron's mercy...

... and Starscream drops his holographic disguise and hell yes it's Mirage.  

Cue rescue of sheer awesome.

Of course, Mirage (who ended up on Earth, spent some time scoping out the situation, and decided it was a good opportunity to infiltrate the 'Cons) has now blown his cover, so he goes back with the other Autobots.  (The real Starscream, naturally, emerges a few episodes later.)  Mirage's role in Prime would look pretty different from his role in G1, I think:  for a start, it's a little difficult to be the aloof outsider to a team of six peopl
e.  But his role as a spy could open up all kinds of new plotlines - not just spying on the Decepticons, but maybe working with the humans against MECH, as well.  And you could really play with making his invisibility skills more realistically limited and flawed.  Hell, even his pining for the golden past of Cybertron could be fascinatingly controversial:  would Mirage have come from the same kind of privilege Optimus once fought against?

I doubt that Mirage tops most fans' lists of characters they want to see in Prime (if the writers are keeping their ears to the ground, I've got a feeling we're going to be getting the Dinobots instead, worst luck)
, but it's always possible - hell, if only to keep Hasbro's copyright over the name.  Fingers crossed!

(I have to say, though:  if we get movieverse waterskiing Italian sportscar Mirage, I'm gonna be pissed.)

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2012-02-14 11:00 pm

Transformers - 'Til All Are One

'Til All Are One

Fandom:  Transformers (G1 cartoon)
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  Mirage/Starscream, Megatron/Starscream, implied others
Warnings:  Slash, graphic sex, violence (sexual and non), dubious consent, robot smexxin' :)

Summary:  One Decepticon defector + one daring Autobot spy = the perfect opportunity to infiltrate the Decepticons' stronghold; that is, as long as Mirage can convince the Decepticon second-in-command that he's the real deal.  But it turns out that Starscream may have
known the bot Mirage is impersonating a lot more intimately than anyone realised.  And it looks like the mission may force Mirage to confront a few of his own secrets...
Notes:  This first appeared in The Book of Smutty Days, the zine for the UK slash con Connotations.  Since the con brings together fans of all stripes, I tried to pitch the story so that people who weren't familiar with the Transformers universe could still grasp the premise pretty quickly.  So, if you're not a Transformers fan, feel free to give it a whirl
(and if you are a Transformers fan, hopefully it will still stand up!).

A huge, HUGE thank you to Liz for taking on the truly heroic task of betaing this - and on short notice, too.  Her suggestions and encouragement made this story what it is.  Any remaining errors are my own.

 

To be honest, interrogated was the wrong word... )

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2011-11-27 08:47 pm

Fic Drive - Wolf's Bane

Wolf's Bane

Fandom:  Harry Potter
Rating:  PG-13
Pairing:  Remus/Tonks
Warnings:  Some violence, mild abuse of canon (this story skews the timeline of the books slightly), and, um... don't read this if you're pyrophobic?
Spoilers:  Through Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Summary: 
Fenrir Greyback's followers have been ostracised from society, disdained by their allies, and deceived by their leader, and even the Order of the Phoenix is only interested in Fenrir's pack as a potential weapon.  For one debonair, yet tortured, werewolf, that just isn't good enough.
Word Count:  2,350
Notes:  This story is for Liz, in return for her generous donation to the fic drive!  Liz's (offline) prompt was
:  "I'm sad and pathetic so I wanna Lupin story!  And I want you to include two phrases, "morally ambiguous" and "debonair yet tortured". Call them prompts. :)"  And no, before you ask, the summary is not the only place I included the words "debonair yet tortured".  I'm not that much of a cheat. ;)


 

It is a little bit dodgy, what we're doing, isn't it? )
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2011-09-20 01:57 am

Fic Drive - The Right Kind of Wrong

The Right Kind of Wrong

Notes:  A long, long time ago, my friends and I were idly chatting about what the most fundamentally wrong type of fanfic would be.  We came up with “twincest basilisk rape”, less on the basis of any actual scale and more on the grounds that, hey, the phrase was fun to say and the image made us want to bleach our brains.

Well, my friend schreibergasse has just made a donation in exchange for – you guessed it! – a twincest basilisk rape fic!  (This was an offline request, if you're wondering.)

Here you go, Schreib.  I feel dirty.

 

Fandom:  Harry Potter

Rating:  NC-17 (at least)

Pairing:  Fred/George/basilisk

Warnings:  Um… twincest basilisk rape.  I think that about covers it.  Oh, and bondage.

Summary:  I just… I don’t even… twincest basilisk rape, guys.  Nothing I say is going to make this make any more sense!

 

 

Cut for... well, just read the warnings. )

 

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2011-09-16 11:22 am

Harry Potter - Transformations 3

Fandom:  Harry Potter
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  Percy/Snape
Warnings:  Slash, graphic sex, tentacles, dubious consent
Spoilers:  Through Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (very few)
Summary: 
Percy is determined to earn brownie points with the Ministry by determining, once and for all, exactly whose side Severus Snape is really on, and what he's up to at Hogwarts.  However, Snape has his own ways of keeping the Ministry out of his business.
Notes:  The "Transformations" series is a set of requested fics I wrote for winners of a name-that-quote contest on my personal blog.  This one's for Synn, whose request was,
"Something slashy from Potter. How about Percy/Snape?"




 

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2011-09-16 11:11 am

Harry Potter - Transformations 2

Transformations 2

Fandom:  Harry Potter
Rating:  PG
Pairing:  Mentions of Remus/Tonks
Warnings:  None
Spoilers:  Through Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Summary: 
Just a quiet morning after the full moon.  Harry understands the importance of caffeine for recovering werewolves; Remus understands the importance of the way Harry looks at him.
Notes:  The "Transformations" series is a set of requested fics I wrote for winners of a name-that-quote contest on my personal blog.  This one's for Liz, whose request was, "
I'm deeply boring and would love something non-slashy featuring Harry and Lupin, maybe on their relationship. Sirius just kind of swooped in and out, but I think Lupin could have had a more lasting impact."  Liz is anything BUT deeply boring, but I wrote it anyway. :)

 

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2011-09-16 10:47 am

Crossover (Star Trek: Voyager/Buffy the Vampire Slayer) - Transformations 1

Transformations 1

Fandom:  Star Trek:  Voyager/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover
Rating:  PG
Pairing:  Janeway/vampire!Willow, if you squint
Warnings:  Very oblique femslash, and rampant abuse of the space/time continuum
Spoilers:  This is wildly AU, so any spoilers are purely accidental.
Summary:  Sometimes, a new lease on life comes from an unexpected place.  Granted, the timely intervention of a twenty-fourth century spaceship gives a whole new meaning to the term "unexpected".

Notes:  The "Transformations" series is a set of requested fics I wrote for winners of a name-that-quote contest on my personal blog.  This one's for Moray, whose request was, "I have always wondered what it would be like if Janeway of the Enterprise was forced to enter an alternate Sunnydale and rescue and vampiric Willow from herself."
  That isn't quite how this ended up playing out; it's more of a starting point.


It doesn't matter how... )

 

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2011-09-16 02:04 am

Shakespeare - Four Times Antony Didn't Say It, and One Time He Did

Four Times Antony Didn't Say It, And One Time He Did

Fandom:  Shakespeare's Julius Caesar
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  Marc Antony/Octavian
Warnings:  Slash; some (consensual) sexual violence; possible consent issues.
Summary:  Marc Antony's world has been shattered.  A short time ago, he was Caesar's right-hand man; now, he's leading an army in hot pursuit of two former friends who betrayed and murdered his patron.  Joining Antony's quest for revenge is Caesar's adopted son, Octavian, whom Antony finds infuriating - and distracting in all the worst ways.
Notes:  This fic is set, for the most part, in the world of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar; the overall structure and setting come from the play.  However, I've also drawn in details from different historical accounts here and there, notably Suetonius's The Twelve Caesars.  Occasionally, one account may contradict the other.  Any straight-up historical errors are, of course, my own.
Word Count:  2,562



My horse is saddled... )


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2011-09-16 01:32 am
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Original Fic - The Minion

The Minion

Fandom:  None (original fic)
Rating:  R for safety
Warnings:  Het, some sexual imagery, and good things happening to some very bad people. ;)
Summary:  What does every aspiring supervillain need, even more than a bitchin' underwater lair?  A reliable minion who really gets how his mind works.  And Miss Smith is a very good minion.
Word Count:  1,387



Sir never said what he wanted... )

 

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2011-09-16 01:13 am

Horatio Hornblower - To Be Turned Into Corruption

To Be Turned Into Corruption

Fandom:  Horatio Hornblower (TV series)
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  William Bush/Charles Orrock
Warnings:  Slash, graphic sex, relationship between military ranks.
Spoilers:  Through Loyalty.
Summary:  The unspoken deal is that the rules are different at sea - but that's scant consolation for a young midshipman who finds himself falling for a superior officer.
Word Count:  1,634



It was dark in the cabin... )
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2011-09-16 12:53 am
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Discworld - Educated Barbarians


Educated Barbarians

Fandom:  Discworld
Rating:  G
Warnings:  None (gen)
Spoilers:  For Jingo.  In fact, if you haven't read Jingo, this isn't going to make an awful lot of sense.
Summary:  An unlikely alliance blossoms at the Assassins' Guild between two students who play by their own rules.
Word Count:  555


Up School! Up School! Right Up School! )

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2011-09-16 12:30 am
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Harry Potter - As Certain Dark Things Should Be Loved

As Certain Dark Things Should Be Loved

Fandom:  Harry Potter
Rating:  R
Warnings:  Slash; some sexual imagery; mentions of character death.
Summary: 
Set after the end of the (second) war with Voldemort.  Haunted by the last days of the war, Remus finds that helping one young survivor may give him a way to fight his own demons.
Notes:  This was actually written quite a few years back, and was then completely and utterly Jossed when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows came out.  It's probably sanest if you think of this as an AU.
Word Count:  990


It was not so strange, sometimes... )

 

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2011-09-16 12:01 am
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Harry Potter - Reasons

Reasons

Fandom:  Harry Potter
Rating:  R
Pairing:  Snape/? (with implied Snape/Regulus Black)
Warnings:  Slash.
Spoilers:  Through Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Summary:  They make an odd pair, but Severus has his reasons.  A whole list of them, in fact... and some of them may even be true.
Word Count:  442

There were so many good reasons to do it... )

 

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2011-09-15 11:53 pm
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Harry Potter - Rough Trade

Rough Trade

Fandom:  Harry Potter
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  Harry/Draco
Warnings:  Slash, graphic sex.
Spoilers:  Through Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (but very few)
Summary:  Draco's reflections on sex, status, and Harry Potter.
Word Count:  225

The hands are far from elegant... )

 

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2011-09-15 11:42 pm
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Harry Potter - Instincts

Instincts

Fandom:  Harry Potter
Rating:  NC-17
Pairing:  Harry/Snape, now with 100% more accidental voyeur!Remus
Warnings:  Slash; graphic sex; voyeurism; student/teacher relationship.
Spoilers:  Through Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
Summary:  Snape has some unorthodox teaching methods, and Remus really needs to learn when not to investigate strange noises in the middle of the night.
Word Count:  497
Notes:  This is very slightly AU, just insofar as I have Harry’s Occlumency lessons starting at Grimmauld Place over the Christmas holiday, rather tha
n when he goes back to school for the spring term.

Read more... )
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2011-09-15 11:02 pm
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A Knight's Tale - The Gamble

The Gamble

Fandom:  A Knight's Tale (movie)
Rating:  PG-13
Pairing:  Wat/Chaucer
Warnings:  Slash, with a side order of (very) light violence
Summary:  Geoffrey Chaucer is well aware of the allure of sex and violence, but with Wat, it's sometimes difficult to tell the two apart.
Word Count:  413

It was, in some way, inevitable... )